to all guests new to the establishment --
W E L C O M E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
on the ground floor you will find the main hearth, several secret chambers, the kitchen, my room, the main lobby, the library, the NEW STUDENT LOUNGE, the front desk, and three terangreal.
the east opens to a cliffside waterfall and lake. look out for squeaky, he sometime frightens newcomers, but he just wants to play.
the south open to a terrace overlooking a pristine beach. squeaky likes to swim in the ocean too so don't let him startle you if you encounter him there.
the west terangreal opens to the lobby which at various times has been a hockey areana, a ski resort, and a motor car track. i haven't figured out what i want to do with the space next.
the north entrance (not a terangreal) was the entrance you entered. there is a lovely rose garden complete with swimming pool and gazebo off to the left of the entrance.
the basement contains the pit of pudding and the pool of flaming green jello, if you follow the dark narrow torch-lit corridors past these baths, you will arrive at the top of a set of narrow stairs. at the bottom is a small worn door. this is the entrance to Wheel Laboratories. to the left are the channelers testing facilities, to the right the ballistics, armor, and chemistry lab, last but not least down the hall is the Sam Brown Institute of Psychological Research (named for a patron inflicted with the compulsive habit locking The Wheel at inappropriate moments).
you may enter the stadium seating movie theater from the second floor. to the left of the theatre is a terangreal doorway leading to an exact replica of the wheeping wheel. a patrons pass thru, they are instantly attired in bad-assed, hot looking camo (web gear optional), and equiped with the weapon of their choice. patrons may blow up The wheel to their heart's content. when they are eliminated by other players or their own foolhardiness they return to The Wheeping Wheel. patron's may voluntarily reenter The Wheeping Wheel thru the twin terangreal in the wheeping wheel. the wheeping wheel reverts to it's pristine conditions once it is no longer occupied.
the NEW STUDENT LOUNGE is located adjacent to the library. there is a custom made sofa desk for all Wheeping Wheel tenants. each sofa desk is adjustable to fit the user's individual preferences. all desks also come with an interactive entertainment center and internal sound buffering for those who just can't grasp the finer points of quantum physics without the bohemian rapsody blasting at 30,000 db. individual on hand reference shelves are located within arm reach of the sofas.
the desktop itself contains a button labled, "COMPUTER." press this button and a flat 17" computer screen will rise from a slot at the back of the desk. near the user the bottom of the desktop will drop down to reveal the keyboard and mouse. all computers are hi speed internet connected.
in one corner of the lounge there is a minibar stocked with a stasis box filled with brain food (soda, pop corn, pizza, potato chips, etc.), a coffee/cappuccino/espresso machine, and a microwave. a television takes up the entire wall on one side of the lounge. the tele plays non-stop sci-fi on mute for visual noise effect.
another corner of the lounge contains a circle of oversized papa-san chairs with side by mug table and lamp. the chairs surround a large round table which may be used for group project or a round table discussion. this area also offers sound buffering in the event of heated discussions.
all suites have at least a lifesize tv. a whirlpool bath. a stasis box filled with anything you can think of to eat. a kingsized bed, a fireplace, and a balcony. if these accomodations do not meet your tastes please don't hesitate to let me know, i will do my best to accomodate you.
secret doorways and chambers exist within The Wheel, please use these facilities with caution.
all rooms, suites, and services are complimentary.
all food and beverages are Taintster products. Taintster products are distributed exclusively by The Wheeping Wheel Industry and its affiliates.
WARNING-all Taintster products contain taint. side affects may include but are not limited to insanity, dry nose, dementia, margaret thatcher infatuation, shortness of breath, and spontaneous broadcasting of billy joel lyrics. ALSO cessation or reduced concentration of taint in taintster products does not necessarily alleviate side affects.
Taintster, Taintster products, and Taintster logo's are copyrighted by The Wheeping Wheel Industries. Illegal use of this product will result in the immediate explosion of your favorite bunny or your favorite neuron whichever has greatest meaning to you at the time of the offense.
my name is wheelgirl. you may call me wheelie if you prefer. my room is located adjacent to the kitchen. if you need anything please don't hesitate to ask. you are welcome to call upon and utilize my services even if i am not currently posting.
at anytime you may see me at various places (even the same room) at the same time. i have a special ter angreal which creates multiple me. these multiples are not clones or drones, they are me (think of them as reflections). this ter angreal only works properly on women. a man using this ter angreal will create multiples of himself, but all multiples will be women eg if lizard were to use the terangreal it would create multiple lizard as a woman and each woman is lizard.
