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Headlines and Entertainment!
« on: August 13, 2007, 01:22:19 PM »
I don't even have to elaborate on this one...

Woman buys fake crack, calls cops to help get refund

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Re: Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 05:47:15 PM »
I believe the world is burning to the ground.

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

If you would have peace, prepare for war.

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Re: Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 07:45:29 AM »
...I wonder if being stupid rubs off on others!

Kentucky Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape as Disguise for Attempted Robbery

...*shakes head*...wow.

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Re: Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 12:12:02 PM »
Man plans record skydive from edge of space

...just think of the puddle this guy's going to leave when his chute fails to open!

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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2007, 12:08:51 PM »
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...just think of the puddle this guy's going to leave when his chute fails to open!


I was thinking he'd pull his chute too quick and jettison back into space.
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2007, 04:07:36 PM »
Doctor builds new, more natural vagina

This is only posted for the title, the article really isn't wacky.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2007, 06:01:05 PM »
I could have been a contender.
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Re: Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2007, 10:28:13 PM »
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20% chance our life is a computer simulation


Well that sucks! :D
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Re: Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 01:33:12 PM »
Hey, why didn't one of us American's think of this first!  

Chinese Couple Tries to Name Baby '@'

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Re: Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 01:35:59 PM »
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20% chance our life is a computer simulation


...and a 74% chance that my particular program is a virus!  

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Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2007, 02:24:17 PM »
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=287933

Dwarf gets member stuck in vacuum cleaner.

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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2007, 09:14:59 AM »
Gonzales resigns as U.S. attorney general

Hooray! One national disgrace down, and I'll be nice and say 2 to go.
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Re: Headlines and Entertainment!
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2007, 04:28:44 PM »
Strange (okay, even stranger) things going on in Texas...

Arachnaephobes, beware!!!


Chupacabra - cha cha cha!

Looks like an early Hallowe'en around here!
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas...