As related to me by my sister. It sounds like it was written by Denis Leary.
1. There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker. It does NOT exist, so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesnt.
2. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you ****ing serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
3. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a ****ing moron.
4. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
5. Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'. Who cares?!? IT'S MYSPACE!!! If you really cared that much about their opinion of you as a friend, you would pick up the damn phone!
6. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, asshole.
7. Myspace was created to keep up with friends. Quit trying to check up on your ex!! Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
