Wow, is that series ever crap. I suspected it would be bad when they announced it, but I had no idea how bad. Even though it is bad I'll probably end up watching the rest of the season on my DVR out of morbid curiosity.
The sins this series commits
1. Destroys cannon!
Not that I think T3 is the greatest movie ever made, but this series stomps all over it. This series happens in between T2 and T3. Which sounds fine at first blush since quite a bit of time passed between the 2 movies. However, huge problems arise. First in T3 Sarah Connor dies of cancer in 97, the show starts off in 99. Oops. Then there is the whole thing about John Connor thinking they stopped Judgment Day and was surprised to see the Terminators coming back to protect and kill him. So obviously he hasn't seen one since the end of T2. Oops again, but an understandable oops. Next, the new Judgment day happens in 2004, but in the show they Time Travel to 2007! 3 years after it, and guess what! It hasn't happened yet, and they even say it happens in 2011. That is a seven year change for no apparent reason. Oops again.
2. The return of the whiny John Connor
Of all things they decided to keep from T3 it had to be the most annoying part, the whiny baby John Connor.
3. The Terminators
I loved Summer Glau in Firefly, but she has trouble passing for a skinny as a rail badass terminator. Really Christina Loken was only a bit better in T3, plus they are probably trying to get loyal Firefly fans to tune in. The terminator sent to kill John is probably the worst shot ever. lol The way they bring that Terminator back in 2007 is a cringe worthy plot twist. Bad, bad, bad. I must say though, it was amusing to see a big bad man (a terminator in disguise) running away from Summer.
4. The one liners.
This was the same sin that was committed in T3, bad one liners. T1 and T2 were chock full of one liners, it is a staple of the series, and the first 2 movies did it well. The ones they are putting in the show make you flinch. Trying to hard here.
5. The story.
The story so far is just bad. In the first episode you learn that they've been sending people back to the past, one to 1963 to engineer a weapon and the time machine that brings everybody to 2007. Then you learn that they've been sending back resistance fighters to the past, and Skynet has been sending Terminators back to kill them. Terminators that don't know what John Connor looks like. *facepalm*
"Class dismissed."